The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to watch tv

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The ability to smell with your hands

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!