The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to watch tv

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!