the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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the ability to turn into random hats

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!