Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The abilty to go through water.

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to like this power

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to to think less

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!