The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to watch tv

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to control sloths

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!