- Pointless Super Powers

The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

the ability to turn into random hats

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

Walk on water, swim in land!

The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to not exist.

The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

The abilty to go through water.

the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

the power to fail at everything you

The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!