The power to see through air

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to mind reeds

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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the power to make glass clear

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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the power to read captchas

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to not exist.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!