to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the power to read captchas

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The power to control dodos

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The ability to part...hair.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!