The power to have no powers

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The ability to levitate birds

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The ability to part...hair.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to kill yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!