- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

The power to push a door that only pulls.

The ability to fart like a zombie.

The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

The power to make infinite paper clips.

To call me maybe

the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

The power to fall up.

The power to have night vision during the day.

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

The ability to find a squirrels nuts

the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

The power to smell thoughts.

The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

Pointless Super Powers