The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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Stop clapping

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Liam Brudenell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!