The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to be stupid

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!