The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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Power to develop diseases.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!