- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

the power to summon fire with a lighter

the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

The power to see who is writing these powers

The power to get anything for free but at a cost

the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

The power to grow new teeth.

the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

Pointless Super Powers