The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!