The power to grow one wing

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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Ladder hands.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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To call me maybe

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to be stupid

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!