The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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Ladder hands.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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To call me maybe

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to be stupid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!