the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!