The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to jump faster.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power to die at will

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!