power to eat through your but

The power to turn food into shit.

The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

The power to summon single earthworm at will.

The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

The power to jump faster.

the immunity of death unless youre about to die

The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

The power to not have a power.

The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

the power to become retarded

The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

The power to find lost socks.

The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!