- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

The power to levitate birds with your mind.

the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

The useless power to write about useless powers...

The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

The power to be powerless

The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

The power to make infinite paper clips.

If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

The power to attract bullets.

The Power to lose a fight before it begins

The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

The power to come second in any race

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

The power to have no power.

The power to close your nose

the power to speak only in binary

the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

The power to read minds, but only your own.

Pointless Super Powers