The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to live.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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the power to go on this website

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to f*ck yourself

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to change your emotions

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to live until you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!