Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to change your eye color.

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Being a freemason

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to live.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!