The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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the power to move something right next to you

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power of micro penis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!