- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

The power to be dyslexic at will

The power to think you love her but you don't.

The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

The power to slip on anything.

The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

The power to turn gold into lead.

the power to fart every time you blink

The ability to smell shit from miles away.

the power to breath through your skin.

The Power to make up full names on the spot.

The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

The power to only make burnt toast

The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

The power to see into the future of the past

The power to be able to not smell fart

ability to run very fast without stopping forever

The power to blow up when you blink

The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

Pointless Super Powers