The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to die at will

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The power to change your emotions at will

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to die on command

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to waste time reading this.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to speak braille

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!