The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to repel women.

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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the power to become retarded

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to sweat acid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!