the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to die at will

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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the power to see into the present.

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the power to have an idea..

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The ability to fart pee.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!