penis

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to speak brail.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to die at will

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to be pointless!

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power of not knowing

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!