The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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To pee standing up.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to smell poo...

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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the power to be really itchy.

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the power to shit bricks

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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the power to breath through your skin.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!