The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to repel women.

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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Taekwondo

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to see through air.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!