The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power life like a hermit.

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the power to in power your self

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!