The power to make any girl hate you

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The ability to smell colors.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to fly when you fart

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The ability to not talk.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to smell poo...

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!