Meatvision.

The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to think of a pointless superpower

The power to speak brail.

The ability to see through invisibility.

The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

The power to get your comment 1st

The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

The power to go suicide

The power to fap without satisfaction

the power to move forward in time one second peer second

The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

The power of not knowing

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!