the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to smell poo...

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the power to in power your self

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!