- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

The ability to clean

the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

the power the to use hands when you already have hands

The ability to only fart in public

The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

The power to smell poo...

The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

The power to cook bad meals.

The power life like a hermit.

The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

the power to in power your self

The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

power to fly only in the plane

The power to write a country song

The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

Pointless Super Powers