Meatvision.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to go suicide

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!