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The power of the detachable little toe!
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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts
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The ability to clean
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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..
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the power to do one push-up
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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.
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the power the to use hands when you already have hands
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The ability to only fart in public
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The power to sleep through a dream.
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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...
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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls
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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!
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The power to cook bad meals.
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The power to smell poo...
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The power life like a hermit.
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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...
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the power to in power your self
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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.
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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time
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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.
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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.
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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books
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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.
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power to fly only in the plane
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!