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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick
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The power to fap without satisfaction
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the power to make fire but only when you are in water
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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees
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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.
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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus
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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.
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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus
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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm
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ikawlhan forever
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The ability to clean
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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness
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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later
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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)
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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room
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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!
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The power to not hear thunder.
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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.
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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time
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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books
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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.
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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.
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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...
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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!