The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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the power to do one push-up

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to smell poo...

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the power to die if you think

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!