The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to go suicide

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power to fly...backwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!