The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!