The ability to clean

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The ability to only fart in public

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!