- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to in power your self

The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

the power to breath without thinking about it.

The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

power to fly only in the plane

The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

The power to breath while under a container of water

the power of make your leg invisible

The power to feel pain when ever you want

power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

The power to snore inhumanly loud

The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

The power to fart upon command.

The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

Pointless Super Powers