The ability to smell colors.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power of not knowing

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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the power to fail

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!