The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to pee out blue

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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the power to do one push-up

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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the power to fail

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to cook bad meals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!