the power to have a larger erection, but only when your alone.

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the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will

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The power to see through womens clothes but every woman you use it on instantly gets saggy breasts.

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Turning invisible when no one is watching you. -Alex

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The ability to tear the toilet paper roll perfectly.

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the power to have sex but only with goats

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the power to get an erection in gym class while doing jumping jacks

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the power to become pointless

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning from your hands

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The power to be friends with Justin Bieber

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the power to teach elfs how to ride unicorns

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the power to only bring back the dead from june 1450

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The power to make everyone sound manly except Justin Bieber.

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the power to make your vomit taste good

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The power to make hair grow in your forehead

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the ability to finish dinner three days after it was served

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the power to do everything fast when your high on energy

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The power to be a fan of Rosie O'donell

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The power to taste the air.

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The power to spell any word perfectly, except words that contain vowels, consonants or phonemes of any kind.

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The power to have sex with an alien but not know where to put it

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The ability to teleport, but only in compete darkness.

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the ability to become black.

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the ability to be drop dead gorgeous

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!