The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!