The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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Taekwondo

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!