The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!