The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to like any show

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!