The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to have bad luck!

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the power to see through water.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!